October 8, 2010

On the occasion of my 4th Rezday


So following the longstanding SL tradition, I am taking the opportunity afforded by the fourth anniversary of my rezzing to indulge in some reminiscences and assessments of the past four yea......




?? What the hell is that godawful noise?

HEY!!! You kids turn down that damned noise!!! You call that MUSIC?! In MY day we had REAL music, not that garbage you are blasting over the neighborhood.




As I was saying, reviewing with fondness the salad days of my SL youth and offering a critique of the current state of the gri.......




.......HEY!!! That is NOT a toy! That is a genuine collectible Original Primerrific Simcrasher 1.0....do NOT press the red button!! I mean it!! Put DOWN the rabbit, are you crazy? Are you some kind of moron? LOOK AT THE CREATOR, you idiot!! Of COURSE it killed you - it was made by Denver Hax! Serves you right, too! At least we had the sense to check someone's profile back in the Good Old Days...




Anyway, the changes that have come about in the past four years - the loves, the losses, the joys and sorrows, the perver...




DAMN IT!!!! YOU KIDS GET OFF MY LAWN!!

Where is that damn Reactor Cannon? I AM ENABLING DAMAGE NOW YOU LITTLE PUNKS!!

FEELING LUCKY???

5 comments:

Bodhisatva Paperclip said...

Congratulations on your....oh, pardon me... I forgot to speak up into the ear trumpet...

CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR NATAL ANNIVERSARY! MAY THE GRID, RUTH WILLING, PRESENT YOU WITH MANY MORE JOYS THAN SORROWS IN THE COMING YEARS!

Breezy Carver said...

Dear Fogwoman
I wish YOU all the very very best !!! YOU are lovely a Mentor and fun gal and most important a True Lady always first !!!!
Always Breezy

Edward Pearse said...

*writes down a note*

*crumples the note and gets a sign writer to make REALLY BIG LETTERS instead*

Well done on reaching your fourth RezDay. Kids today huh?

Rhianon Jameson said...

Felicitations on your rezday! The years have been kind: you don't look a day over three.

And don't worry about getting crankier over the years. Kids today...they don't know how easy they have it. Sculpted prims! Multiple attachment points! Why, in my day...

mdme said...

Oh yes, grand to see you take such a calming influence on the influx of talented newcomers.

They do vaporize so interestingly at the tender age.

Many happy rezturns.

regards,